big-gay-mike:

tokoshi:

my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

Is your therapist washing you?

(via surprisedentistry)

worldsworstfather:

red - represents his little red hat, and the love he brings to those he meets

orange - represents the marmalade which he eats

brown - represents the color of his fur and the brown family, of whom he is a member

blue - represents the color of his iconic duffel coat

grey - represents how empty and meaningless my life would be without his presence in it

yellow - represents the joy he inspires

(via cephalotodd)

belanekra:

what she says: I liked the last jedi! I have a few minor complaints but they were overshadowed by all the good stuff

what she’s thinking: Rey calls kylo ren a “murderous snake”, and then when DJ betrays Rose and Finn, Rose calls Dj a “lying snake”. I guess you see snakes on Dagobah so the Star Wars universe DOES have snakes. BUT what are the odds that Rose and Rey who both come from completely different planets would both be familiar with snakes. And what are the odds that the two totally separate cultures they were both raised in, BOTH use snakes in their expressions as a creature that carries negative connotations? It took me completely out of the moment instead of paying attention to Finn fighting Phasma I was sitting there like, does every planet in the Star Wars universe have snakes? Are there some cultures that have different ideas about what it means to be a snake? Like in episode 9 will Poe Dameron pay someone a compliment by calling them “clever as a snake” because on his planet snakes are known for solving complex puzzles. Maybe the snake we saw on Dagobah wasn’t a snake it was just an alien with a different name that resembled an Earth snake. Maybe snakes are not a creature in the Star Wars universe, maybe the word snake is just an extremely vulgar cuss word, and those insults that Rey and Rose were saying were a lot stronger than we thought they were. What other expressions in this universe contain the word snake? I’m gonna start saying, “for snake’s sake!”, “Land snakes!” and then I was like oh my god Captain Phasma just died.

(via reyohnaka)

thyrell:

thyrell:

thyrell:

garrettauthor:

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

what’s the punchline here

wait

(via unluckyharuspex)

tunnelsaints:

society is collapsing because we stopped making movies with all-muppet casts and one regular human actor

(via reyohnaka)

h0tbobby6782462169922122y5164231:

dudes wear shit like this then are surprised when the school principle has had enough of their pranks and drags them by the ear to detention

(via lesbioniccommando)

trashboat:

trashboat:

trashboat:

moment of genuine kinship with the man who noticed me applying lip chap while bagging my groceries as he took out his lip chap and applied as he walked by

truly the most genuine moment of compassion with a strange man has been when he met my eyes and motioned his lip chap in a cheers motion. forever my brother in arms

think i might be lonely

(via unluckyharuspex)

dunkstein:

koobaxion:

Malcom in the Middle Ages

You’re not the lord of me now

(via perpetualpotternerd)

a-cursed-image-blog:

(via cephalotodd)

guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

(via tennantbutt)

scotchtapeofficial:

scotchtapeofficial:

scotchtapeofficial:

a human that wants to feel good: oh time for me to do drugs or whatecer

an animal that wants to feel good: time to lay in the sun

in summary? animals been knowin where its at for 1000s of years…

had this thought after observing at some turtles in minecraft btw

i was also high

(via soledadcatalina)

itsfreerheelestate:

(via benepla)